idol.

Alright, not the usual type I admit.
But, she’s seriously awesome.

“Beauty fades. Dumb is forever.”
“Don’t try to teach a pig to sing. It won’t work, and it annoys the pig.”
“On your BEST day, you’re not as smart as I am on my WORST day when I’m sleeping.”
“Are you trying to justify the fact that you are an idiot?!”

-Judge Judy.

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